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Thursday, September 12, 2013
Thong Thursdays is Back
I think we missed the last couple of Thursdays, so we are back and better than ever - Enjoy!
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And I am sure there are a ton of boys telling their Daddies, "Daddy, When I grow up, I want to be a total Asshole just like you!" I know it goes both sexes, so ladies, don't start sending hate mail :) Remember, I love the Ladies!!!
Hottie of the Day - Latina Babe Jasmine Rain
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Reader's Jokes - Biting Boobs
An old man is walking down the street when he sees a beautiful brunette walk by with a truly gigantic set of knockers. He turns around and catches up to the woman and says to her: "I'll give you $100 to let me bite your boobs" "Get away from me you perv!" she shouts back and continues walking. The old man catches up to her again and says: "I'll give you $1,000 to bite your boobs" "I said no!" she replies and walks away. The old man catches up to her again and says: "I'll give you $10,000 to bite your boobs. The lady thinks about it for a bit and decides that $10,000 dollars is a lot of money so she might as well do it. So she flips up her shirt and removes her bra. The old man begins touching and feeling and squishing the boobs in his hands. After a while the lady says: "Well are you gonna bite them?" The old man replies: "Nah, too expensive."
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Crocodile Attack in Nicaragua!
Looking through my travel diaries, I found this interesting story of my trip to Nicaragua back in 1999 that I had posted on my previous blog:
I went on a boat trip up a river through the jungle yesterday with an Aussie, two British Girls and a German Guy. We were going to relax on the river, see the wildlife, visit a freshwater spring and spend a few hours in a small local village. The trip started off great. Going along the river in a dugout canoe with a small motor on the back was great. I felt like I was in an Indiana Jones movie. The jungle canopy surrounded us and blocked out the sunlight most of the time. As we kept heading upstream, the jungle kept getting lower and lower to the river and crept in on the sides. We would use the motor every once in awhile, but we tried to keep it quiet as much as possible. The sounds were amazing! Howling monkeys, grunts of wild boar, the splashes of fishes jumping up out of the river and back in, and the sound of birds filled the air. The insects were everywhere, but we had been given some heavy-duty insect repellant and it worked well. They seemed to keep away from me and gave me a foot or two buffer zone between me and them.
Soon after leaving the city, there were no visible river banks. The Mangrove roots and tree limbs hid any sign of land. It was hard to tell how far back the water went. We did see a lot of Crocs hiding in those roots. There were also a ton of river turtles. They seemed to dominate the river. We would see 5 -10 every 100 meters or so. They were everywhere.
We stopped at a local croc farm where they kept the big fellas in an enclosed section. They had some that were 20+feet long. The farm bred them for meat and for shoes, purses, etc. After about a 20 minute stop there for a snack and to get some supplies to take to the village, we continued our journey. The spring was right next to the village and that was our destination. It took about another hour and a half to get there. The water kept getting clearer as we headed up stream and we could easily see the thousands of fish, turtles, eels and snakes in the river. The river was teeming with life.
We made it to the village and had a delicious lunch of fish wrapped in banana leaves and local fruit. After lunch, the rest of the group went off to the spring for a swim. The spring was only about 50 yards from the tiny restaurant. I waited and finished my beer then ventured over to the spring. There was a rope swing attached to a big, sturdy tree branch which everyone used to swing into the spring and then swim across. I grabbed hold of the swing and took the leap, plunging into the cool refreshing water (It was a hot, humid day so the water was just right.) As I came up for a breath and began swimming to the other side, I heard a lot of screaming. I looked around and saw that everyone on the far side of the spring was screaming in my direction and pointing towards me. I was having a hard time hearing what they were saying, then all of a sudden I heard the Aussie scream “You got yourself a Croc!” Then I heard the word “Crocodile” or “Croc” a few more times.
I looked around and noticed that I was now the only person in the water. Just minutes ago, there were probably 8 or 9 people in there. I continued rotating around and when I turned to look at the shore that I had jumped off of, I saw a Huge Croc! I am not exaggerating when I say it was at least 10 feet long and probably about 20 meters away. It was heading right towards me.
I suck at swimming, but I think I would have given Michael Phelps a run for the Gold Medal that day. I just started swimming as hard and as fast as I could toward the other side, which was about 50 meters away. I didn’t look back and just kept swimming, praying the Croc wouldn’t try and take a bite out of my leg. I got to the far side and crawled out of the water. I turned back to see the croc was a good 30 meters behind me. A couple of the people on the bank said the croc got to within maybe 5 meters of me and then put on the brakes and slowed down. He was already turning around when I saw him. I may owe my life to a local guy, who was on the other bank and threw a few pieces of raw chicken towards the reptile. Sure enough, the Croc made his way over there and chomped on the chicken. I gave the man a thumbs up and huge smile. We did not cross the spring to get back to the boat, someone drove it over to our side.
I later found out that this crocodile has been living in that spring since it was a baby and comes up twice a day to that restaurant to get some meat that they throw in. The owner throws in all the scraps him. A couple of the locals said that the croc is fairly tame around people and has never bitten or eaten a person. They doubt he was going to make me his meal. Nonetheless, it scared the shit out of me!
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Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Porn Star Quotes - Sasha Grey
Sasha has made a few appearances on this blog and I am sure she will make many more. Enjoy some sexy pics of Sasha:
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Our Hottie of the Day is Zhanna Ratajczak
I really don't know too much about today's hottie other than she has beautiful, mesmerizing eyes! Just look at her eyes in some of the pics.
I believe that she is Polish and hails from Warsaw, but the website where I found her info is written in some Eastern European Language that I do not understand. Google Translate didn't do a great job - I got Warsaw, Model, Beautiful from that.
Vanessa Hudgens' Video "$$$ex" is Bad
I just came across this Vanessa Hudgens music video entitled "$$$EX" and I can tell you, it's bad. The song and the video both. What is going on with these former Teen stars singing about Sex?This video looks like it was filmed on a budget of about $500, most of which went to glow sticks and and Ecstasy! Seriously, it looks like it was filmed in her parent's garage with a cheap strobe light from Spencer's Gifts, an old digital camera and cheap outfits they found at some thrift store.
I wonder if Ke$hia is going to be filing a copyright infringement lawsuit for using the $$$ Signs?
I wonder if Ke$hia is going to be filing a copyright infringement lawsuit for using the $$$ Signs?
Penis Van Lesbian
Back in the 50's, a man walked into a Hollywood agent's office. He told the agent that he wanted to be a big star and that he wanted the agent to represent him. The agent asked the man's name, to which he proudly replied, "Penis Van Lesbian." Taken aback, the agent said, "If you want to be a big star, you will have to change your name." The man, somewhat offended, told the agent, "The Van Lesbian name goes back centuries and I am very proud of my name! I will never change my name! Ever!" "Then I won't be able to represent you." Said the agent. "Then good day to you, sir!" The man yelled as he stormed out of the office.
Five years later, the agent received a letter along with a check for $50,000, written out to him. He wondered if it was sent to him by mistake until he read the letter.
The letter said,
Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood and you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your advice..
Sincerely,
Dick Van Dyke
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WTF - In the Parking Lot at the Mall...
...I saw this today. I have to admit, I did a double take.
The person even put the passenger seat forward to make it look more realistic. No idea why someone would take the time to set it up...Boredom?
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The person even put the passenger seat forward to make it look more realistic. No idea why someone would take the time to set it up...Boredom?
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Some Differences Between Latina America and The United States
One of my favorite things about traveling is being humored by things that seem strange or awkward to me. I lived in South America for a year and spent 7 years in Mexico. During that time, I also traveled extensively through Central and South America and noticed many different customs, products and behaviors that don’t exist in the United States. Each individual country does have distinct cultural norms when compared to their neighbors, however, we were still able to observe some common weird things across them all.
1. Don’t Throw Toilet Paper in the Toilet
No matter where you are in Central or South America, toilet paper is thrown in the trash can or waste bin. This is a challenge initially for those traveling from the United States. Sometimes, subconsciously you inevitably throw it in the toilet, but be aware it can cause a toilet to blow up. It’s not their practice to dispose of toilet paper this way and their plumbing is not built to handle it. Every hostel you visit will kindly remind you on the stall door.
2. Liquids are Sold in Plastic Bags
The first time I saw someone with a plastic bag full of water hanging from their mouth I did a double take. Bottled water is available, but it’s cheaper to buy your fluids in plastic bags. Street vendors will sell all different types of juices and even full meals of chicken and rice in clear plastic bags. These bags are similar to those your Mom used to put your lunch sandwiches in. Yogurt is also usually a liquid and sold in plastic bags.
3. Streets are Named After Dates
This can be very confusing when following a map and conversing about it to your travel partner. “Where do we turn?” “9th of October.” “I asked where do we turn at?” The dates are usually significant to the region, such as independence day and other holidays.
4. Unfinished Buildings
Iron rods stick out of the flat roofs of many buildings. To a foreigner it looks like they just never finished the next floor up, however they are planning for the future. We are more concerned with the appearance of buildings. They are more concerned with the cost of the building. It may look ugly, but if they decide to build another story, the cement floor is already complete and the vertical iron rods are ready for cement.
5. Money Changing is Rare & Precious
When using a cash machine, it usually dispenses large bills, however it is nearly impossible to pay with large bills. This is a common theme in all of Central and South America (It isn’t as bad in Mexico.) While shopping, you will find yourself buying things you don’t really need in order to get smaller bills and change. I would often end up with a magazine I didn’t want to read or some snacks I didn’t need just to get the change and then use it in a store that says they don’t change large bills.
6. American School Buses Have a Second Life
American School busses are everywhere. When I lived in Monterrey, I was surprised to see busses that had “Des Moines Public School District” scrubbed out on the sides. Some of the public busses had come from where I am living at now. They looked like they were at least 20 years old. I saw other busses from various parts of the U.S. Even some private busses were old school busses. Perhaps the longest distance I saw a bus travel was a Bangor, Maine School bus that was now roaming the streets of Panama City, Panama.
And the old American school buses are usually decorated up with creative custom add-ons, religious artifacts, stereo systems and local soccer team colors. These busses are the main mode of transport for the majority of people in Latin American Countries. They get very crowded and extremely hot and uncomfortable, but they are a necessity. You also don’t need to buy tickets, you justh op on the bus as it passes by (Sometimes they slow but don’t stop) and then a guy sitting next to the driver will come and get your money. And some of those bus rides are wilder than a roller coaster. I honestly thought I was going to die numerous times while riding a bus. They are not for the weak of heart!
Hungry during a bus ride? Street vendors will often jump on selling drinks, food and other weird knick knacks. They stay on for a stop or two and then get off, hopping a bus that is going the other direction back to where they came from. Some people actually make a living this way.
7. Paying To Use Bathrooms
Public bathrooms are rarely free. I usually had to pay a US quarter or 5 pesos to use them and sometimes you have to pay extra for toilet paper. I remember in Bolivia, I paid for the bathroom and toilet paper and the lady outside the door gave me one square for toilet paper. ONE SQUARE!!! I ended up giving her about $1 US and she gave me a whole roll!
And a word of warning, the public toilets are far from clean. Some of the worst toilets I have ever seen are in India and Latin America. Disgusting.
8. Security Guards Carrying Shotguns
Security Guards are everywhere. They stand guard outside banks, hotels, museums, clothing stores, gas stations, fancy restaurants and even some apartment buildings and private homes. They always carry Huge Machine Guns or shotguns. It is intimidating at first, but you soon learn they are there to protect you
Security Guard in Colombia
9. Dish Soap is a Paste
I know the majority of the world uses a pasty soap to wash their dishes, but it was weird for me. I am used to liquid soap. What you do in Latin America, you buy a powder, mix it with a little water to make it pasty and then use it to wash your dishes (There are very few Dish Washing Machines down there.)
10. Tuk-Tuk’s and Motorbikes
Tuk-Tuk’s are a type of motorbike/taxi in Central America and parts of South America. They are similar to the Auto-Rickshaws of India. They are all over the place, especially in in the small towns and rural areas. Motorbikes are also commonly used for deliveries, mail, and just getting around the many traffic jams in big cities.
And many more! Please add things that appear strange to you from Latin America in the comments below.
Our Favorite Songs and Videos - Outkast "Hey Ya"
This song is 10 years old this week! One of the hippest and catchiest tunes ever! "SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE!"
Throne of the Computer Geeks
Couldn't resist posting this one. I have a couple friends who would probably die to have this in their apartments!
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Tuesday, September 10, 2013
The Ladies Make Mirrors Look Good
I love ladies, self shots and mirrors - So this is one of the greatest posts of all-time!
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