WTF! - Natural Grocers' Hours

I was in Dallas and needed to get a couple of things so I stopped in at a Natural Grocers store.  Man, they have some weird hours!!!




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WTF - In the Parking Lot at the Mall...

...I saw this today.  I have to admit, I did a double take.



The person even put the passenger seat forward to make it look more realistic.  No idea why someone would take the time to set it up...Boredom?

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Polish Nympho Ania Lisewska Wants to Have Sex With 100,000 Men

21-year old Ania Lisewska (No, We will not put the "Hottie" label on this one) from Poland is on a mission. Ania has a “serious” boyfriend but that isn't enough for her. She has set a goal to sleep her way through Poland and then Europe. She wants to have sex with 100,000 men!

She isn't even stopping with Europe, saying that she already has had sex with 284 guys in Poland, and she is about to set off on a "sexual tour" of Europe and then might even expand to other contintents. Ania plans on spending at least 20 minutes with each partner, which will take her almost four years to complete if she does nothing else in between the 100,000 of them. She’s set up a website to facilitate her quest and hopes to get into the Guinness Book of Records, which has never judged a sexual-related record before.

It comes as no surprise that her "Serious" boyfriend is not too happy about her announcement.

Learn How to Twerk Like Miley Cyrus

A Rather odd video, but it has over 3 Million views.  Watch it to learn how to twerk like Miley Cyrus.

I Assume This Is A Redneck Without A Truck

Although that is a fairly nice car for a redneck.  

They Can't Have my D*@K, nor my $29.95

Seriously, Who Buys this Shit?  If I was going to spend $29.95 on porn (Which I wouldn't cuz there are about 5 years worth of free porn out there to download), I sure as hell wouldn't spend it on a video that shows ugly women having sex!  Just sayin'...

Bad Tattoos - McDonald's Lover?

WTF?  This is just too weird.  I doubt I could have sex with her taking her from the rear if she had that tattoo.  I would be laughing my ass off...and probably craving McDonald's Fries at the same time!

Why the hell would a girl get that tattoo?  I am hoping she lost a bet or something cuz if she got it willingly, she needs help!


More Bad Tattoos Here

They Might Want to Rethink The Product Name!

WTF - Synthetic Urine?

I think A-Rod needed this!!!

Seriously, why else would someone by synthetic urine?  You buy this either to:
A.  Pass a drug test that you know you are going to fail.
B.  Use it to make up some kind of voodoo/witches spell.
C.  Play a practical joke on a good buddy (it has to be a good friend.  If you didn't like the person, you would just use real urine)

I can't think of any other reason one would buy Synthetic Urine, can you?

Is It Weird That I Kind of Want to Be That Guy???

HELP!!! There's Pooh Everywhere!

The Official "F%#K You" Song

Whenever you need more than a simple flip of the bird or a quick "Fuck You", just send this song to them.  Asshole friends, ex-lovers, brother-in-laws, etc.  (WARNING - THIS VIDEO SAYS "FUCK" probably over 100 times!)  Enjoy  :)



BTW- It's Millie Jackson singing the song back in the early 80's.