Showing posts with label Celebrities. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Celebrities. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Miley Cyrus New Single Cover - It Fits Her Life Right Now

    I would say that Miley's life and career is turning into a giant wrecking ball.  She seems to be damaging everything she touches as of late.  Which brings us to her new single, entitled "Wrecking Ball" and the cover art for the single:


    Now there are a few connotations here:
    1.  As I mentioned above, she is a big wrecking ball, ready to destroy everything in her path, including her career.
    2.  She thinks the giant chain is a stripper pole.
    3.  She is getting off by rubbing on the giant change.
    4.  That wrecking ball is actually the head of a giant penis...well...you can make your own obvious conclusions there.

    Whatever it means, Miley is getting sluttier and sluttier.  And a slutty former Disney start who gets high, twerks her ass and is "discovering her sexuality" is a Former Disney Star who will make many appearances here on this blog!!!  

Friday, September 6, 2013

Thursday, September 5, 2013

THANK GOD!!! Alyssa Milano Finally Has a Sex Tape!

Christina Aguilera On the Cover of Maxim Magazine



    Christina Aguilera can be found on the cover of the October issue of Maxim magazine. I have to say, she is looking busty and pretty good. Way to go Christina!!! I would say you are back to being a sex symbol! Now please return all my direct messages, phone calls and emails...






Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Steve Irwin -- Remembering the Croc Hunter

    It was 7 years ago today that the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin Died.  This is a post I wrote about him the day after he died.  It was on my old blog.  You are still missed Steve!!!

    Oh Steve, Mr. Crocodile Hunter, you will be missed. You named your daughter after your dog (interesting -- and you are the only person I know to ever name their daughter after a pet), and loved taunting deadly animals (that's pretty cool).  We haev watched you get bit by wild animals, fall on your butt, almost drown and break stuff, all while you educating the world about the environment and wild animals.  I think we should mount an expedition to kill that stingray!!!  Maybe we can get the UN and Jacques Cousteau's organization to fund it. 

    Steve, have fun tormenting the crocs on the other side!

    Addendum - Sept. 2013:   Not sure if that Stingray is dead or not.  That is on my list of "things to do" that keeps popping un on my Google Calendar.  I will get to that this month.  By The Way - Bindi (Your daughter, not the dog) has made a name for herself.  My daughter used to watch her show and now wants to grow up and be a veterinarian.  Cool.  I see she has even done a few Movies and makes appearances on talk shows.  I hope you are enjoying yourself on the other side!  RIP Mr. Irwin.

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Miley - Not Very Hip



    What in the hell is going on Miley? Last week, she had that X-Rated MTV Performance and now look at her shirt. Tell Me what "G" spells “nuthin‘” as “nothing“?

    Obviously, Miley has a little ways to go before she enters the "G" Club!

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Hottie Myriam Klink Sings For Her Cat

    This song is so stupid.  IT SUCKS!  I Mean who the hell writes and sings a lame song for their cat?

    The only saving grace that makes this video worth watching is that she is HOT!!!  Just mute the video and watch her. (More pics of Lebanese Hottie Myriam after the video)


    Not sure what the pic with the gun is all about, but it turns me on!




Thursday, August 29, 2013

Katy Perry's Boobs Vs. a Sports Bra

    Katy Perry wearing a Sports Bra.  Come on Katy!  A Sports Bra?  Even a Sports Bra has a hard time containing your boobs!


Thursday, August 8, 2013

Another Picture of Hillary Clinton?

    I do not hide the fact that I am not a big fan of Hillary Clinton, so when my friend Gene sent me an email entitled "Another Pic of Hillary Clinton - Trust me, you will want to post this one!" I immediately assumed it was another pic of Hillary with her big eyes bugging out or a pic of her trying to dance or something stupid like that.

    Then I opened the picture and Gene was right!!!


    Why Hello Miss Portman!  Is it cold there?  I know this is an old pic, but DAMN!  Now if I was any good at photoshop, I would erase Hillary and put me standing there with Natalie staring at her Nippies!

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Our Favorite Bikinis (NOT!) - Taylor Swift

    Not sure what Taylor Swift was thinking when she put this bikini on to go paddleboarding in Rhode Island.  It looks as though she is wearing a Diaper that they would hand out to Old people in Prison, kind of like a Prison version of Depends!  Not very flattering Taylor...


Friday, August 2, 2013

Tania Raymonde Grew Up Nicely

    Tania Raymonde playde Cynthia on Malcolm in the Middle.  She was kind of plain and homely looking.  To be honest, I never thought she would grow up to be a hottie.  BOY WAS I WRONG!  Tania grew up very nicely.  Check out the pics and the super sexy GIF below. 



Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets

    Jimmy Kimmel does this bit on his show where he has celebrities read mean tweets on the air.  The funny thing is that the tweets are about celebrities and he gets the celebrities to read the tweets about them.  Genius!

    Check out this edition of his "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets"


Friday, July 26, 2013

Since When did Rihanna Take up Wrestling?

    I didn't know that Rihanna joined GLOW (gorgeous ladies of wrestling)?  Why else would she be wearing a red leopard wrestling unitard out in public?  Love the new charcoal grey weave too!  Way to be a trendsetter RiRi!

    Can I make a suggestion?  Maybe you should use a camel toe cup or some vagina panties. That leotard makes you look like you have a pair of solid brass balls down there!


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