Taken from an actual church:
DAMN! Jesus Worked out! What abs he had. Not bad considering he lived before the days of a fitness regime, healthy dieting and pilates.
Not to mention that Jesus had the rare "Dick Abs." There are not too many people around that have abs that look like a big penis. As a matter of fact, I thought that was a new phenomenon. I didn't even think they had that around during his time.
Or is the painter trying to say that Jesus really was the perfect man with a penis the envy of all men and the desire of all women. HMMMMM....
....I am probably going to Hell for this!!!