Makes Sense to Me!

A friend's little brother was complaining about working at a retail store (He is a stocker) and making minimum wage. This guy is 24 years old, never went to college, barely passed high school, still lives at home, has his parents do all the cooking, cleaning and laundry, and spends most of his time playing video games. Hell, he calls in sick to work about once a week! And this guy is complaining about Minimum Wage? Give me a Break. I found this and emailed it to his brother to forward it to the little lazy one. This makes perfect sense to me!!!

Top 5 Excuses To Get Off of Work for Men and Women

Here’s a list of 10 excuses that many have dished out to their bosses, which in fact means something else.  (Found on Reddit.com)

Women

“There’s a stranger in our neighborhood and I don’t feel comfortable leaving”: Means I’m in bed with my lover and have no intension of getting up
“It’s that time of the month” – Means I’m extremely broken hearted over nothing, moping around the house sobbing while feeling guilty for not going to work
I have to renew my driver’s license” – this is the truth but with no intention of going back to work.
“Traffic is bad” – Means I’m getting my make up done while driving, and it will be a while..
“My kid’s sick” – It means that after taking the little one to the doctor, I can afford to catch that sale before the good things are sold out. So I won’t be in the whole day.

Men

“I have been summoned for court”- Means I have a job interview.
“I am locked out of the house”- Means I am having domestic tiffs.
“I got into a fight” – Means I was caught in a compromising position
“I ran out of gas” – A friendly stop over that delayed me indefinitely
“I have no hot water”- Simple terms: NO rent paid and facing eviction – can’t get cleaned up to get to work.

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