Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Irish Birth Control

    Another great joke sent to us by our readers. This one was forwarded to me by our new blog writer, Ng. I am half Irish and I am laughing!!!

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     Irish Birth Control

    Mrs. Donovan was walking down 
    O'Connell Street in Dublin when
    She met up with Father Flaherty.
    The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin'
    To ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan
    And didn't I marry ye and yer
    Hoosband two years ago?'
    She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.' 
    The Father asked, 'And be there 
    Any wee little ones yet?'
    She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.' 
    The Father said, 'Well now,
    I'm going to Rome next week
    And I'll light a fertility candle for ye
    And yer hoosband.'
    She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father...' 
    They then parted ways..
    Some years later they met again. 
    The Father asked, 'Well now,
    Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'
    She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
    The Father asked, 'And tell me ,
    Have ye any wee ones yet?'
    She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! 
    Two sets of twins and six singles,
    Ten in all!'
    The Father said, 'That's wonderful!
    And how is yer loving hoosband doing?'

    She replied, 'E's gone to Rome 
    To blow out yer  candle.'
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