I have heard this one about a hundred times...
So these two drunks were walking down the street one day and one looks at the other and says
Hey man, when is the last time you got laid?
The other drunk says
Hell its been a long time. Let's go to the whorehouse and get some.
As they walk into the front door the madame decides she isn't going to waste any of her girls on these drunks. She tells one of the girls to fix up some blow up dolls in some vacant rooms. Since they are drunk they will never know the difference.
One of the drunks says to the madame
Hey! We want your two finest Whores!
Well boys we have two girls waiting on you upstairs already.
So the two go upstairs, do their business, and start walking home.
On the way home they are both silent for quite a while when one of them finally decides to speak.
Man, that girl I had, I think she was dead! I put every move I had on her and she didn't move a bit!
The other drunk said
That ain't nothing, the girl I had was a witch! I bit her titty and she farted and flew out the window!
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