Iowa was recently named the #1 party school in the U.S. I live in Iowa and have spent a few nights over in Iowa City partying my butt off. Not a bad place to party, but nothing beats University of Texas and 6th Street...But I digress.
This chick is lucky to be alive! An Iowa Hawkeye football fan named Samantha Goudie who happens to go by @vodka_samm on Twitter (how appropriate!) was arrested last Saturday at the University of Iowa Football game. Samantha tried to jump the fence and run onto the field while the game was going on. The Univ. of Iowa police arrested her and gave her the breath test. She blew a .341!!! DAMN!!! Most people would be dead at that level. That is over 4 times the legal limit!!!
Here's the University of Iowa's police report:
Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.
She then proceeded to Tweet about the incident. Via Deadspin
Just went to jail #yolo— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
My mom had to get me out of jail and had to take a breathalizer #lmao— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
Blew a .341 in jail— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
My mom hates me too— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
I'm going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
Girl waiting for court with me goes "I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341" I said hi— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
Ive gotten so many hate tweets because I was drunk...uh I get good grades sorry for being like every other college student— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
Go Hawks motherfuckers— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
@ThoseIowaBoys I was not trying to enter the game— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) July 26, 2013
alcoholism https://t.co/Dk2vPMHd7l— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 21, 2013
I am sure she made her parents proud. She sure is going to be a great wife someday. She should try and hook up with Charlie Sheen. They were made for each other. And think of her kids. This shit will be online 20, 30 years from now. Her kids will google or bing her and this shit is gonna come up!