Went out with a couple of buddies last night.  We got to drinking and then decided to hit a strip club on the way home.  3 out of the 4 of us were not married, but my friend Gene has been married for 5 months.  This was his first time at a strip club since getting married and he was not having fun.  He didn't want to go in the first place but he wasn't driving.  When Johnny, the guy who was driving us around that night, wants to hit up a strip club, we all go. 

We saw that Gene was a little stressed out so we all chipped in and bought him a lap dance.  He had one lap dance, two beers and that was it.  On the way home, he was freaking out.  We told him to not say anything.  Don't lie but just tell the Mrs. that we were at a bar drinking (Which was kind of the truth.  We started at a bar and we sat at the bar in the strip club.) 

Went over to Gene's today and it was COLD as Antarctica in there.  She didn't say a word to him or me while I was there (about 20 minutes in total.)  She ended up getting up and going down to the laundry room to get the clothes and I asked Gene what was up.  He told me all was good last night.  He told her that he and the boys were just drinking at a couple of bars and she was good with it.  Then this morning, she gathered up the clothes for laundry and found a bunch of silver glitter on his shirt and pants.  She demanded to know what was up.  Gene had no choice but to tell her that one of the bars was also a strip club.  She was pissed!!!  Hopefully she forgives him soon.  And that explained her death look she gave me when I showed up at their apartment. 

Moral of the Story:  Strippers, please do not use any hair or body glitter.  You might end a marriage!!! 

Of course, many of you will probably be saying that the moral of the story is:  IF you are married, stay away from Strip Clubs.  Duly Noted, but being single, I can't relate to that one so my Moral of the Story Stands  :)

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