Not sure Where I found this - I think someone emailed me the list.  If you know where it came from, let me know so I can give credit where credit is due.  Here it is, every type of fart from A to Z.

A - Aroma therapy fart

B - Barrage of farts

C - Chimichanga fart

D - Dangerous fart

E - Effervescing fart

F - Full blast fart

G - Gorgeous fart

H - Helluva fart

I - Impossibly bad fart

J - Joyous fart

K - Kissed by a fart

L - Lackluster fart

M - Mediocre fart (seem to be hitting the run of the mill farts around here)

N - Napalm strike fart

O - Omnipotent farting

P - Perennial

Q - Quit farting already fart!

R - Relaxed fart

S - Sharting fart (or perhaps the snart, when you sneeze and a fart eeks out - Thank you, Chudd).

T - Treacherous fart

U - Unmistakably a fart

V - Vicious fart

W - Wasn't a fart at all. Must have been the leather couch cushion .

X - X-men fart (mutant power farts)

Y - Yes, that was my fart.

Z - Zangief holding you down and farting on you fart.

Now, the fun part.  I want some participation from the readers.  I would like you to take one or two of these types of farts and describe it in detail. Just leave it as a comment and we will add it as we go.  We can make reader generated list of descriptions.  I love it!  Getting the fans involved.  Have at it!

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