Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Be Careful What You Say...


    A man walks into a sex shop to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $30 to $75 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the skimpest, most see-through item, pays the $75 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs put it on and model it for him.

    Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow and get a $75 refund and keep the money for myself'.
    So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

    "HELL!" exclaims her hubby. "It wasn't that wrinkled in the shop!"

    The Husband's funeral is on Thursday.
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